Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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