Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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