It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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