We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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