why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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