either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
this is an emotional support booty call
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