Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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