Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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