I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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