Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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