before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
where does the pee come out of this thing
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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