what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I see more hoeing in ur future
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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