So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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