Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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