The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
You pole danced in your parka.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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