Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Randomize
