6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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