only if we run a train.
done.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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