I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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