don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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