I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
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