dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Randomize