your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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