Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
The adults are the big ones right?
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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