I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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