Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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