Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I FOUND THE LEGS
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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