can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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