He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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