Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
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