I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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