whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
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