Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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