We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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