Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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