This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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