Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
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