I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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