The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
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