haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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