it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Randomize
