Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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