If i come over, it means nothing
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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