Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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