if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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