He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Come on in and take your pants off
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