i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
