Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
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