My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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