After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
All I want is dick and wine.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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