Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Randomize
