C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
a search helicopter?!
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
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